Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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