we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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