I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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