I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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