There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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