do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
