im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm at about main and main street
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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