idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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