why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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