So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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