I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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