My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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