He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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