Sry I called you an 8
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My vagina is very pro this idea
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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