am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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