normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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