It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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