I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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