Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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