Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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