I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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