She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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