why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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