Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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