I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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