my soul wont recognize me after tonight
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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