Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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