Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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