im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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