She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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