oh god the rape fog is back!
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm sobbing to NWA
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
