The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I stole a fireplace last night.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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