if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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