im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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