so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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