Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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