There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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