i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just gift wrapped bread.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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