who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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