i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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