Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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