i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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