what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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