whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Randomize
