Having a random hookup so left but love u
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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