her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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