As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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