i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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