i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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