You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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