im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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